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Feralli’s Serious News
Freddie Feralli here!
Welcome to VHS News!
I’m your host for the most reliable news from across the galaxy! No other ‘news source’ even comes close!
From BREAKING NEWS to close to home stories on every planet, we can guarantee you’ll get the latest from the best in the business.
We take pride in our integrity and storytelling for the people. Money has totally nothing to do with it! We promise to remember why we do this; and that is for you!
FAQs
We are happy to answer all your pressing questions! Freddie Feralli knows his fans need answers and he is more than happy to hear himself talk… for your pleasure!
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Yes!!!!!!!! Please trust us!!! PLEASE!
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Absolutely… not! Freddie Feralli prides himself on a completely unbiased fact based view on everything! No need to question facts!
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Longer than any other news source, from past to future! No need to try and change it, because you can’t!
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The official language of the galaxy, Glosa! There is no other!
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Money! “Freddie Feralli wantS to remind you of the quality of work he does all FOR THE PEOPLE!”
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Absolutely not!
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Long walks on the private planet retreat, all thanks to you!
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Players left stunned and slapping themselves away as Mortal Shell 2 defies industry standards and actually listens to their players! This comes as an absolute shock to the CEOs who wake up to see dollar signs instead of players.