Gamescom Proud Of GenAI’s Hard Work

Good Evening, I’m Freddie Feralli, and this is your VHS News!

It’s that lovely time of year again, when millions and millions of insanely good-looking people gather together and talk about games! Gamescom is back in the spotlight, showcasing the biggest names in the industry.  We have entirely new games coming in HOT, stealing the show away! The newest game, coming from some no-name developer, has taken the show early on: The Witcher 3! No one could have ever guessed this small indie dev of only 10 people would be releasing such a breathtaking original, definitely not to buy them time until their next release, and steal the show!

In other exciting news, GenAI has made its appearance after viewers were left begging for computer-made art! Reportedly claiming AI art “just does it better,” viewers were left stunned by the amount of games AI has gracefully been hired to put its heart and soul into; this is truly what humanity needs! Gamers as a whole have also rejoiced at the true money saving innovation of their human replacements! With reports coming in fresh from the front row, that they “were tired of human art and the emotions they put in them.” Developers swear it has nothing to do with money, yet everything to do with pleasing their corporate CEOs! This is a truly remarkable year for gamers all around the galaxy!

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