Mortal Shell 2 Somehow Made Gamers Trust Video Game Developers Again

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Players left stunned and slapping themselves away as Mortal Shell 2 defies industry standards and actually listens to their players! This comes as an absolute shock to the CEOs who wake up to see dollar signs instead of players. Coming after a loved yet flawed first game, Mortal Shell, they have actually improved everything about it. Cold Symmetry has somehow avoided the trend of creating a terrible, uninspiring sequel. Sources say they took inspiration from Call of Duty… of what to avoid so their players actually look forward to their releases. Quote: “How many Warzones do we need?!” We have no idea, but clearly it’s not enough!

Who would have imagined that all a developer has to do is listen to those who buy their games? Certainly not me or the people in charge at all the very impressive publishing companies. One may start to question whether they even care about us, or are they just after our money? It's as if their very existence depends on our wallets. If only there were a way to guarantee we spent our life savings on their tropical trips.

Maybe these up-and-coming devs can show these soon-to-be retirees just exactly how it's done. I’m talking to you, Battlefield and Call of Duty, get your **** together!

In other news, Gambling in games has officially been ruled legal by experts in the industry. Surely this is what the industry needs! Freddie Feralli needs a new operator skin!